I’m NOT a Moron

by Ken & Jenny Levens

March 16, 2003

 

Get me a war on in the morning

Ding dong! My polls are gonna shine

Federal taxes down, state taxes up

No impeachment today? I must be okay!

Just get me to the war on time!

God Bless Big Business and the Oil companies

Unemployment and gas prices are arising.

Enemies are everywhere--(I do believe in prayer!)

I’m bankrupting the nation maybe I need another month’s vacation?

No, just get me to the war on time!

I had no agenda before 9/11--I may not even get to go to Heaven

60 Minutes has Clinton & Dole, but I have Colin Powell’s soul !

World War Three might start just because of me!

So, remain quiet and just get me to the war on time!

I’m Enroning the national budget in the morning

You may have more brains, but I’ve got all the planes

If I can find an "enemy" than I don’t have to work

(And many of you thought I was a simple cowboy jerk?)

We’ll all be mourning in the morning!

School districts are floundering, deficit spending is astounding

Education, health and social security aren’t the issue

We’ve got a bigger one with W--A--R!

I’m exceeding Hitler’s and the Roman Empire’s military budget

(In God’s name, I’m just killing for peace!)

So, get me to my war on time!

Criticism becomes treason--I won’t listen to reason,

I’ve got Limbaugh and corporate TV

No other thoughts are gonna count!

My wife is afraid of poets, but I’ve got all the bullets

I’m not a moron. Let me get my war on.

Don’t try me for treason--I have my reason.

Don’t get mad--I’m doing this for Dad!

So, get me to the war on time!